Technical Support: Installing a Husband

This is one of the funniest Forwards I have ever read!  AND it's almost so TRUE!  Remember ladies...all fun in games, but there is a little bit of truth behind all the games!

Ladies,

I need some support from more experienced operators...can you help?

INSTALLING A HUSBAND 
Dear Tech Support, 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in 
overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which 
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 
and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, 
NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 

Signed, 
Desperate



DEAR DESPERATE, 

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an 
operating system. 

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not 
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the 
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default 
to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. 
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the 
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a 
virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are 
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot 
learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve 
memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. 
Good Luck ! 

Tech Support 

Being Married

I took the greatest nap today!  Lillian and I cuddled in my bed for a record breaking 3 hour nap! The world is a better place now :)

For the record, I want everyone in this world to know I do LOVE LOVE LOVE my husband.  But, man, can he irritate the heck out of me!  I sometimes think it's unfair that I do the things I do.  For instance.  The other day he agreed to pick Katie up from school.  The school called and said they needed a piece of paper signed, so I call him back to tell him that needed to be done.  Nope, he no longer wants to pick her up for that reason.  There are others, but that's just one example.

He is a good man.  He really is.  But I realize for the most part, as a human, I remember the negatives more than I do the positives.  So, I'm going to have to make sure I think about all the good stuff so I don't get so mad...LOL.

So, back from the beginning of my post, because he was home and kept Charlie and Katie busy, I was able to take my magnificent 3 hour nap!  That is a terrific positive.  Don't you think?

I love you honey :)