Ring…Ring…Ring…hello?

I wanted to share our fantastic Easter Gift! 

The kids and I shared our Easter with some great family friends, so we wouldn't be home alone.  They put together a great lunch and Easter egg hunt for the kids.

Thank You Friends!

So, on this day, my phone is ringing like heck from family and friends texting or calling to wish us a great Easter Day.

But the greatest phone call was from my man, who was out ten miles off the coast of somewhere!  The captain was nice enough to let the boat up and let the guys text and call for some time!  This was the first time I had ever gotten a call like that! 

It was pretty amazing except for the fact we have one of the crappiest phone services around.  We kept getting cut off, but the other guys were chatting away.  So, when he gets home, we are getting new phones. 

I wouldn't want to miss out on another phone call!

Have any of you guys gotten phone calls from unexpected places?

31 for 21: Day 31

It is the last day of the challenge and I didn’t want to forget to answer one of the questions asked of me.

A friend had asked if adults with Down syndrome were able to have children.  And the short answer would be yes.  However, adult males with Down syndrome have higher infertility rates than those of adult women with Down syndrome.  There has been one case, in which a male adult with Down syndrome fathered a child who was born without Down syndrome.

Adult women with Down syndrome can become pregnant and carry to term.  About 50% of those births will result in babies being born with Down syndrome.  Some women will also carry babies who are not born with Down syndrome and have no other disability, while other babies will have some other medical related issues.

The fact is, adults with Down syndrome can and will enjoy an active sexual life.  They still need proper sex education and guidance as any other active adult.  Also, adults with Down syndrome can marry and live a very happy life as husband and wife.  Such as Monica and David.

Technical Support: Installing a Husband

This is one of the funniest Forwards I have ever read!  AND it's almost so TRUE!  Remember ladies...all fun in games, but there is a little bit of truth behind all the games!

Ladies,

I need some support from more experienced operators...can you help?

INSTALLING A HUSBAND 
Dear Tech Support, 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in 
overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which 
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 
and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, 
NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 

Signed, 
Desperate



DEAR DESPERATE, 

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an 
operating system. 

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not 
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the 
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default 
to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. 
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the 
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a 
virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are 
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot 
learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve 
memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. 
Good Luck ! 

Tech Support