Technical Support: Installing a Husband

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Ladies,

I need some support from more experienced operators...can you help?

INSTALLING A HUSBAND 
Dear Tech Support, 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in 
overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which 
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 
and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, 
NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 

Signed, 
Desperate



DEAR DESPERATE, 

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an 
operating system. 

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not 
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the 
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default 
to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. 
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the 
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a 
virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are 
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot 
learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve 
memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. 
Good Luck ! 

Tech Support