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February 10, 2009

Technical Support: Installing a Husband

This is one of the funniest Forwards I have ever read!  AND it's almost so TRUE!  Remember ladies...all fun in games, but there is a little bit of truth behind all the games!

Ladies,

I need some support from more experienced operators...can you help?

INSTALLING A HUSBAND
 
Dear Tech Support, 

Last year I upgraded from 
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in 
overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which
 
operated flawlessly under 
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, 
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 
and 
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0
NFL 3.0
 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0
 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running 
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. 

What can I do? 

Signed, 
Desperate




DEAR DESPERATE, 

First, keep in mind, 
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an 
operating system. 

Please enter command: 
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not 
forget to install the 
Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, 
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the 
applications 
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause 
Husband 1.0 to default 
to 
Grumpy Silence 2.5Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. 
Please note that 
Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the 
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. 


Whatever you do, 
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a 
virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the 
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are 
unsupported applications and will crash 
Husband 1.0.

In summary, 
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot 
learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve 
memory and performance. We recommend: 
Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. 
Good Luck ! 


Tech Support 

3 comments:

  1. I followed you from SITS! Very funny post!

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  2. Too Cool! Husband 1.0 is currently watching Big Screen 2.5. It seems to have affected the selected hearing 5.0 application. Looks like he has set the Headache 4.0 into full speed!
    Have a good night!

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  3. Hilarious and too, too true!

    Thanks for visiting my blog today! Your blog is sooo cute!

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